frillies, fluffy pom poms and dental floss

So Jared and I were at Victoria's Secret in U Village because I got this super sweet coupon in the mail for "one free panty", "Victoria's very sexy lipstick", and "$10 off any bra". I picked out my free panty (yay!) and was browsing through frillies, fluffy pom poms and dental floss when this sales associate came up to me. She was about 35 with glasses, her hair pulled back and looking very professional in a black blazer, matching slacks and heels. "Oh!" she exclaimed excitedly, pointing to the hot pink uber cleavage corset I was looking at - "I just bought that one and i LOVE it". To my (and less likely jared's) horror, this woman starts unbuttoning her blazer. After she reaches the last button she tears it open like superman revealing his "S" - and lo and behold, with her breasts up to her chin, there is the barbie bustier. "See?, she offered, waiting for approval. I was in such shock I didn't know how to react - possibilities could have been "Let me check my wallet for 'ones' " or maybe a girly "how cute!" - but nothing came out. I just turned to Jared - he looked boyishly blushy and was obviously just as surprised at her forwardness. I looked back at the sales lady as she was rebuttoning her blazer and all that seemed normal in this situation was to turn to Jared, laugh, and give him a high-five.